Alan Leslie Procter

Its great, got my counselling appointment monday regarding the persecution. Went to Leeds today with my minder, youngest son aged 19. First highlight was meeting a neigbour who has danced me and spilled a drink on me, my son thought she treated me as if I was mad, but she tried to be nice? Asked his name and why I had not introduced him?

Then after a walkabout, we went to Refurbisment Arms, we felt quite intimidated when a rowdy herd of girly night out women appeared, starting a long day?

Next, a group of people came in, one of who shouted out an F word, they clearly had a known disability and they had an organiser with them.

If any one of those people lived on my street and looked like they did, they would be probably  be victimised even worse than I have been, but its a wedding event tomorrow, where people do irrational things, get dressed up in crazy clothes and people accept it.

Now the weather has cooled off maybe I will be able to relax? Increased tolerence?

Leeds Council have replied to my concerns about the caninocide properties of brewery waste, they say that the use of hops in gardens is fairly common, and it is the responsibility of the dog owner to keep their pet under control.

Most dog owners do not know about this toxic waste problem.

 This morning Ralph Thoresby students were playing rounders, I saw a man take his dog, without a lead through the gates, totally irresponsible,

Also, with the hot weather dogs get stressed and tonight extra barking from a nearby dog prompted me to bark back at it, and it silenced!

The council say they cannot help, and although nuisance dogs continue to bark, vomit, excrete and discharge urine, they do not pay council tax, or water charges, it is not an environ mental health issue, nothing seems to eat dogs, so we have to wait for a solution? Is there a K9 rights law yet?

Maybe write a letter to the paper regarding hops killing dogs, making them bark with pain and excreting them selves inside out?

Local campaigners, are fighting the march of the Tescoids, who put rubber tyres on pavements, yet support less rubber bands.

  Privatisation of postal rubber bands has been shelved, and the parasites that tried to turn our trains into buses have been sacked- brilliant? Support the Cookridge campaign on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfXSVZwnKMU

It was quite a shock when the police visited and tried to say that a postman had informed them that it was me that was dropping rubber bands and pencils, but sanity has prevailed and if the police want to help our community in Leeds North West, they should put an effort into preventing rubber wheels on footpaths as opposed to rubber bands?

In London, anyone who parks on a pavement is a criminal, unless a notice approves it.

I was talking to a blind man on the bus the other day who said that according to RNIB Leeds council have never penalised anyone for blocking pavements with cars or whellie bins.

Lets get wheels of our pavements now, fight for safety and access everyday to get out for disabled, blind, and awkward people. Stop the Tescoids, ruthless uncooperators driven by greed, fantasies and a desire to extend free access to gun and ammunition sales to con-venience stories?

My new Youtube video is on http://www.youtube.com/user/alanprocterful

Any comments would be appreciated as would any support to publicise the attacks by the establishment against my campaigning activities?

Will there be a response from the police regarding recent events? Will the heatwave continue? Will the police continue to be institutionally disability cleansing agents for the labour government? Watch this space? 

Its no wonder that people just sit at home and do nothing, I am unlike that and the incident yesterday, that could have resulted in health hazards, has been fully documented and an edited version should appear on youtube tonight.

I find it disgusting that I should have to walk around recording everything to try and prove my innocence, when its clear that someting weird is going on.

Neighbours say that the police have told them that  I have had a particular medical condition since I was a child. They could only have done this by accessing my medical notes at the doctors. I got a copy of my notes last year and discovered what the police have supposed to have said is true?

Last year, when I had a Heart attack, the police told neighbours it was angina. So, again I got an updated copy of my medical file a couple of weeks ago.

I researched details within my cardiac report, and discovered that, on a burden of proof of a police type “Beyond Reasonable Doubt”. I believe that there was no convincing evidence that I did not have a form of angina or that I experienced a Heart attack.

The weaker system of proof “the balance of probabilities” suggests that  I did have a heart attack, but there are certain conflicts that need to be discussed with doctors?

If it is possible to prove that I did not have a heart attack, on the “balance of probabilities” the police and other stalkers have had access to my medical records. Watch this space, and await news of what the police are told by their extended family regarding the incident yesterday and any contradiction with the audio recording?

Well it might be hot but a woman who claims to be a top Weetwood Cop’s Mum went ballistic today after she thought I had taken her photograph.

She ran after me protesting, but although I have never taken her picture, she got another police relative to chase me as well. I felt like a hunted animal, and these people then tried to recruit their gardener who has been described as “a charitable man” by local PC “Bobby Zelmet”.

Fortunately, despite heart attacks, medication and the heat, I managed to avoid violence. The Policemother and her man, stalked me up to the bus stop, where they finally gave up the chase. I was exhausted, had shakes, palpitations, sweats and was expecting big hero son ???? to be the next one after me, well I went to our local pub.

Known locally as the “Swyn Farm” I had a welcome half of cider, then another one. When I did my shopping and got home the stalkers were waiting there and I got lots of threats and abuse.

I should have dialled 999. But if you upset a policemother its clear that justice is not going to be easy? As it has not been for 14 years?

Fortunately the whole episode was recorded on covert digital media, and the policemother stalker episode will appear on my conkernet deft coppings webpage in the near future?

Well, Tinshill rec is green, people are using it again so are Ralph Thoresby, there are a couple of pitches to be done, but if we can all play on them when we want, why worry?

The campaign centres around the “Old School Plot” where land belonging to our community was fenced off by business interest school governors, helped with “A bob or two” from local councillors. The old school fields are subject to a legal application, to stop them being designated as sports pitches. I have fought this and await the result?

I want the old school fields to be returned for community use, maybe as a park. Its been quite a difficult task to get the council to mow the grass outside the library, and vandalism and graffiti of the ruined changing block are blighting Holt Park.

They have made a start and today I have reported the latest outrage to Cllr Anderson. the nursery have had their lightning conductor tower demolished. It has been converted to a play area that is safe to fall on, using a range of toxic chemicals. Clllr Barry Anderson has replied promptly to my complaint, he says “I will see what I can do”

Kids Academy have put a skip on our community land and contractors dumped nasty waste in there, that has been thrown about by local vandals, probably from Ralph Thoresby School.

Included in this waste, are large chemical drums that contain  hazardous Flexion 1118, these have been used by conservative minded local entrepreneurs, who have stacked them up to gain access to the roof of the ruined shower and sports changing unit. They did this to collect what they thought was valuable lead, but it was iron.

I got all of this on photo’s including ironwork that was chucked on the footpath, blocking it completely. When will the BNP racist graffiti be removed, and this victim of PFI greed, our ruined sports changing and shower facility, be demolished?

I want to know why our open spaces are being exploited, fenced off and chemical waste spread around, is this being done to make money, or get us to vote conservative?

Well, motown records had scheduled the release on the complete MJ collection for July 10, will they bring it forward, thats two deaths for my son to remember his wedding by, but they are keeping the first one from him? Hope things dont happen in 3’s.

Latest thing I noticed is if I walk in my kitchen and their bathroom window is open, it snaps shut in seconds. Coincidence?

The concept of being neurotypically correct, is difficult to explain, but people that expect this from me are going to have a few problems, if they want me to obey rules that have little meaning to me?

The MJ collection is called “Hello World” the first words most people have on their worldpress blog. Hello Goodbye, MJ?

Nice weather here and at the volcano, wedding started around 1630 yesterday, Tinshillrecreation is green after seeds and people are being bitten in grease, but by what?

I had my own toast to the couple at Wether spoons, a wether is a castrated ram? I was on my way to Wakefield to give the Coop member manager a doctor note to say I could not get there. The station was busy so I bought a premier class ticket.

It cost an extra pound but I got a commuter free coach, free coffee and a copy of the times, loads of free tomato sauce and a personal serving wench. It was a good journey but there was a 2 minute delay on the 12 minute journey, so I got to work at 1800 on the chime of the Wakefield clock.

Not got to Wakefield on own since 1985, went to see Martha Reeves, now elected rep in Detroit usa. I had a few problems not getting to Wakefield in 1975, my journey was curtailed when my father died suddenly from MI. A journey that brings unhelpful memories back?

When I got to Coop meeting, got a text message “I need to speak to you” ignored it and gave them the letter to prove I could not get there. It turns out that in the period between 1630 when my son’s wedding started and 1800, a family friend had died suddenly.

This indicates problems on a psychic level, there have been premonitions of death associated with my sons wedding, he had nightmares about a plane crash, I had problems with getting to wakefield but a couple of wine of the month drinks helped a little?

The Co-operative meeting was all about learning to work with awkward people in a strange new building called the Art House. Their opening night with complimentary wine and a lift with wires hanging out where buttons should be.

I got sick of it after the meeting lasted an extra hour and they refused to decide on a disability issue, I walked out at the stroke of 9 from clock, I then had a row with a ticket machine that would not sell me a ticket to leeds, but did to Horsforth, I was quite irate, and wondered how many normal people would have suicidal thoughts in these difficult circumstances?

Thts when Steve Glostersure appeared, my TSSA colleague,  not seen him for 10 years, after a toilet break I resumed my trek home, and found 3 C0-operators on the leeds bound platform, they told me my proposal had been put forward after I left the meeting.

Uneventful iourney in standard class, missile dropped on train at north end of Ardsley tunnel, taxi home with a proper driver who seemed to remember my council days?

Maybe I could get the Co-operative to support a project to get a National Autistic Society branch in Leeds?

Will the next Co-op meeting be in Leeds? who will do the funeral, and will I be punished?

When I got home made some phone calls, the ambulance people tried to save the dead man, who had had a history of heart attacks, but they were unable to save him, people were looking for someone to comfort his widow, and it was even a shock for my eldest son, who went to see how he could help? I had nightmares last night with less sleep, need to see doctor?

We all have to go sometime, and start our lives again in a new story?

Three tuesdays in a row, I have passed a couple in exactly the same place, at the same time.

Unfortunately I only realised today that leaving home when my morning radio show finished, was asking for trouble. The first week was ok, the couple have done their weekly shop, I avoided them by crossing the road.

Last week there were problems, when I was walking towards them there was a hand gesture by the man so I decided to video him, he was mildly abusive, and later complained to the police that I had taken photographs of him at close range. I published an edited version of  his antics on youtube.

Today, finished listening to the Bowmen show, set off shopping and there the couple are again in the distance. I started my recorder before they had chance to respond, and when I passed them there was no problem.

So how can they go shopping and accurately predict at what time I will pass them? They have a time stamped video recording of when I leave my house. How do they make sure I pass them in a particular place?

I got the answer this morning. They stop and stand on the pavement and wait for me, I have a recording of them doing this today.

On other days when I leave my house, after I leave they come out and inspect the pavement for litter accumulation, anything new is thrown outside my drive. Maybe their behaviour regarding the timing of their return from the shops, is a way of making sure they can inspect the pavement as soon as I go out?

This morning there was evidence of this. When I went out there was a large snail asleep near the end of their drive. When I got home, the snail had been moved outside my drive, and was on its way towards my house, how do I know it had been moved manually?

Where it was deposited there was a small mucus patch, and away from this led a slimy trail, to the fleeing snail. I just went out and got a photo of the snail track!

Next tuesday I will make sure that I go out at a random time, I had planned to do this before,  but let it slip, and meanwhile I await further comments from the police?

Nice day, no farting cards this year a couple about wine and beer, and one about transport irreegularities,

Nice meal with both grandchilden at the Straight Banana carvery,  their parents, and an ex was there, and no indigestion afterwards,

My grandaughter taught me how to play the violin, grandson was advising me on how to wiggle my ears properly, and I was trying to get him to move his without moving his eyes,

Never knew how easy it was to play violin, you can only squeak two strings at once, and I must buy one soon, a cheap one costs £20. I have perfect pitch but no musical training, so it could be a new hobby?

Meanwhile back in the computer, I have confirmed that lots of my files have deleted themselves, particularly those that incriminate people, its good for this to happen, because its always a worry if there is something on your hard drive that people might want to burn your house down to get.

I hope we can have a truce now, and that the things that belong in the woodwork can stay there?

Amazing freak convergence line here tonight, thunder unexpected but here, but at the extinct volcano, thunder expected but missing.

Save Tinshill Recreation Ground and ban farts from farters day cards?

Will undelete discover horrible facts? wait and see?

Today is my 39 wedding amnesiaversary, two grown up children flying to extinct volcano tomorrow, for a wedding in the rain, hopefully without an earthquake, ex wife and husband going too, and ex partner is house sitting for them and mucking out the animals.

All quiet here, the troublemakers are missing, and the campaigners are in Blackpool picketing the nazi’s. I have decided to change things around here, I have asked the police to refer the matter to the Fixated Threat Assessment Centre (FTAC) and seek professional advice from the National Autistic Society.

If any more trouble happens I now have the ability to post it on here, place sound files on my web page and video’s on youtube, I just want it to stop, and hopefully set up a support group in Leeds for members of the NAS.

If they refuse to do this the idea is to stand for election for election as an NAS councillor next year, and get involved in the autistic democratic structure. This will probably be preceded by some kind of political election campaign.

Will a scattered thundery shower spoil my second son’s wedding photo?, will I get to work on ***day, have I got a congenial art disease that my children might have inherited?  Only the experts can tell, but have they got secrets?

Following my employers difficulty in resolving travel problems, I went to see workingminds yesterday, they are so good, have arranged 6 counselling sessions and a course starting in september, about keeping healthy in work.

I had been asked by the co-op, to get a doctor letter supporting my assertion that travelling to the new meeting venue in wakefield was impossible under normal circumstances, I achieved that yesterday, but today they offered to help by them to pay for a taxi tonight, but I had to reply and said I would be there after the family wedding celebration.

When I went to doctor to ask for letter, I decided to ask for a copy of my medical records. To back up any possible arguments with my employer,

This has been a shocking experience, it turns out that when I was treated for a heart attack nearly a year ago there may have been complications that have been kept from me, I have various life threatening arterial problems, that after today, mean I want a low stress existence.

The fact I have lived through a year of harassment and stalking is in my view a miracle, and encourages me to carry on. Also, in my records, unknown to me my cardiac nurse had some concerns about anxiety caused by neighbours, but nobody has done anything about it so far. She did an assessment of my anxiety, and although it showe a score of 14 out of 21, that I have researched as doubling my death risk, nothing has been done yet.

Even the  council are failing, despite me putting numerous pictures of rats on my web site, they have concluded there are none!

I made the right decision regarding not attending my son’s wedding next week at the extinct volcano, I thought the days of keeping bad news about health from NHS patients had gone,

The good news is that I have survived, but I am not going to tolerate any hassle from anyone, and if a policeman turns up at my door without an appointment, I will dial 999.

Plan is to share a toast when my son gets married in grease at 1630 have a drink, and somewhere between then, and 1800, go to work for a bit, maybe taking my blood pressure meter, to make sure the wine increases my pressure to normal levels.

Its great to have a second innings in life after a more nearer death experience than I realised, but is it worth living if stalkers just will not stop?

If my employer had not asked for a doctors note, I would not have found distressing information on my medical file, on which I will seek advice?

Anyone looking on here, has a right to make comments about it, my comment today theme is “lets get the professionals in”, the extinct volcano is rumbling, the revolutionist teapot song is being sung around the world. Dum de dum.

Rubber bands are twanging and a litter survey I have done today shows that they are the least of our worries?

The cops ought to be targetting tings in the right order, 1-fag ends, 2-Chew gum, 3 rubber johnnies, 4, human DNA parts and evidence, postman rubber bands and money,

Anyone losing money should be given a 10 year stretch for defacing or being negligient in our duty to the crown, and be made to do community work, looking for fallen coins, gold dust, and items of use to terror opposition promotion units?

Beware of Blackpool on sa turd ay, there is a revolution, so lets revolute?

A couple have reported me to the cops for following, photographing, and harassing them,

click on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy4YBZrxBes&feature=channel_Page

I was subject to verbal abuse and harvey smith imitation, but this clip shows that I did nothing wrong, and they did nothing right? There is no sound on this because a mini bus full of witnesses made too much noise!

I have been trying to piece together events that led up to the gardener incident, I need to have a strategy to stop this happening again?

The gardener says he was on his hands and knees behind a bush when he heard someone singing a song about being a teapot. Some of the words were replaced with “dum de dum” he says it was me.

The correct version of the song is on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmtweTEnDww&feature=related

The song is about a teapot that gets steamed up and shouts, just like the gardener did, also it contains another link to the incident, the apricots were tipped over and poured out on my doorstep.

This probably has some deep rooted childhood trauma related singing incident. I dont remember singing the teapot song, maybe I should get help from a hypnotherapy to get regressed, or whatever they do?

After singing the song I am supposed to have walked around the gardeners car, examining it closely! At this point the gardener sees a can of apricots on the wall that as been there for months and chases after me with it, he thinks I have put ot there on the day. On the way back he says I throw a potato in next doors garden, he picks it up and throws it and the tin in my garden.

This simply did not happen, the potato was thrown some time before the gardener went for me, enough time for me to get a photo of its shattered remains, I certainly did not throw it and gardeners do the potatoes around here.

Another feature of the story is that I am supposed to have run away. The police seem to believe that running away is a sign of guilt. I was at the top of my drive when he started his attack. I got in my house, locked my door and found my digital recorder about 5 seconds before he started off outside my door.

Last night I only got a few hours sleep after the e-mail from the police, its clear that either someone is not telling the truth and this is causing a great deal of stress,

Have fun sing the Teapot Song and relax!

The rats, cats, etc that were probably killed by a poisoner, appear to have been recycled as bluebottles, cat is now confirmed missing. Its the noise the buzzies make that irritate me, when they fly in, have they sensed that I could be their next meal?

I have had mixed news from the police, they seem to have got the gardener to admit what he said on my tape, but has come out with a perfectly logical reason for it. The main flaws in his story are illustrated by a photograph of a potato that I am supposed to have thrown. It is in four pieces. Also his motive appears to be an allegation that I put a tin of fruit on a wall. It had been there weeks.

A postman has made an allegation that he has seen me dropping rubber bands and pencils, despite the fact that I go out collecting them every week. This is obviously very serious, I could get an £80 fine if this is proved? Why not privatise rubber bands, and make them vanish altogether, has someone at Royle Mail got a rubber fetish?

The stalking device pointing in my window, hidden behind coated glass is supposed to be a burglar alarm. It is a motion sensor that may be capable of sounding an alarm when I go in my kitchen. This appears to be legal. 

I used to go in my kitchen in the nude from my bathroom to change cd tracks, until I discoved that it was overlooked by a window of one way vision glass.

A number of allegations appear to have been made against me, the most shocking is that neighbours have been looking through my kitchen window, and have reported that I have put an A4 poster of one of them in view. They fear I have done this for sexual reasons.

The photo is in fact one of an attack on my clematis plant, and it has brought new fears to light. The only way that the person on it could be identified, in my opinion, is if some kind of viewing device or camera has been used to magnify it. To see it where it is, someone either has to look over a six foot fence or stand on a chair and look through a tinted window very sinister?

The appropriate law that is suposed to protect us against this is called “The Control of Investigory Powers Act” it also protects against the use of surveillance inside cars or taxis, by CCTV etc.

Am I a “Protracted Antagonist?” ,  and will a file be sent to the Crown Prosecution Service? time will tell, but the bluebottles are after me, and there more of them than me! 

The policeman believes that I am a “Protracted Antagonist” this would make a very good name for a new political party, I had an invite to a  political Victory Celebration today, it is at the Kimberley Hotel in Blackpool on Saturday. It is supposed to be going to be a truly awesome event culminating in an evening of celebration.

Will the Kimberley Hotel be in the news on saturday, will I be there?

Its good to have special interests, one of mine is thunderstorms, and I got early advice from met office of  weather trough, I saw the effects of it this morning on the big powers stations smoke and vapour, at ground level the wind was easterly, around 2000 feet zero, and above that westerly.

I thought it would thunder around 2pm, alerted interested people, including my workingminds person, who just happened to be at Holt Park when I did my shopping.

I got it wrong, spectacular lightning, hail and 22.2 mm of rain, kept me busy for a while, watching internet storm reports, lightning figures, and it started around 1150.

I have a few problems with neighbours when storm watching, they like to think I am looking in their windows, not clouds, so they black them out and point security devices through them.

Today, I became aware of the latest one when it was lit up through the smoked glass by lightning, I skillfully waited and when the next mega flash came along I accidentally got a photo of it due to pressing the wrong camera button.

I have reported the latest stalking incident to the police, and also my realisation that when things are thrown in my garden, there is often an inappropriate noise present, that my youngest son heard last year and mistakenly identified it as a gunshot?

Maybe Bob Dylan was wrong, back to the 1930’s we go, no sign of the shock horror of BNP election victories ending.

The main problem is that the racist bigot party, is not allowed to publish its manifesto in its election leaflets by law. But they are allowed to sit in their houses, watching their hitler movies, holocaust denial etc etc. Stalking people with their CCTV, cultivated, groomed and sympathetic policemen who always take their side, hate networks. I am not mentioning the BNP on my blog again.

New technique to neutralise them is called Hex, they want it they get it?

Fevra pitaneur palstagut pimorial hemotagia actus coplexia, marvo von tagio non spectionamious angodism weevilautistico, blancoparania. Crabbosymplexpyodermia exus, boimotism cumbo, potato, notsakkia, pimoral von inkotost, molst fmfesseon masoc.

Car boot sale teapot, argle gargle, fishcake, dum de dum de dum, Thomas Browne and the quincunctial lozenge, urn burial victims and the undead actus farbrus 3 nargoleptia ad mustation, hemotagia, cumbo actosumpide nispliniatium athnia exposisiad.

Well, I have posted my spell, it was great to work with the witches down at British Rail, it is quite easy to buy an antidote to the above hex spell, but it basically says that anyone trespassing in my garden, chopping my plants, being rude, will be hogwarted by natural actosumpide , mesquiatioinal ectopic lightning. Postmen rubber bands asparagus extermia?

Well, when more than 500 people marched against the BNP there was bound to be trouble, a couple of suspected racists were arrested, and closer to home, a man is to be “spoken to” by a policeman regarding a hate crime attack on my house a few days ago.

Earlier, I went to Tinshill fire station boot sale and bought a sony amplifier for £3, it has a phono input, and means I can play some vinyl records at last, my  favourite anti stalking song “Someones watching me” Rockwell!

After the BNP march, I felt better and attended a local festival that supports children in africa, Kids in Kamps? Its been a tiring week and I missed my blog spot yesterday.

I keep forgetting to do things, like taking pills, then I ran out of aspirins, but fortunately the chemist let me have them without a prescription. The worst thing I did was to get to workingminds a week early

I like Rockwell, the only man who got the feeling of  being stalked without paranoia, on vinyl? With MJ?

Well, who remembers Timothy (Dee) Proctor the 7 year old who saw the Roswell UFO wreck and never spoke about it? Are Roswell and Rockwell linked? My son Timothy D Procter is getting married at extinct volcano on 24 June, same day as my next Co-op Members meeting. Will they let me have the day off?

OK lets throw a spammer in the works, life, is simply an “out of body experience”. Our real body is in heaven, according to the experts, and they say it has an immortal life. Our conciousness in our earth creatures is a holiday, and its only been going on for about 8000 years, but while we are here there is a lot to be done, so, support operation backfight, help save the human race from the human species, and the interbred neanderthal tendancies? 

Please resist any urge to love cats, or hate people with red hair or freckles, The next moves forward? 

One of our former Weetwood councillors died last week, after a fall, but the fight goes on, why not join action against Backist Nazis, who want us to go through what our  murdered forefathers did when they struggled through the war years. Nobody wants to go back to the past.

There is an emergency demo at Woodhouse Moor on Saturday 13 June 11am, please be there,

According to a poster, that I will display in my window tonight,

“The Nazi BNP have just won 2 seats in the election, one is “representing us” in Leeds. The BNP are not a normal party theyre Nazi’s.

They want an “all white Britain” under a fascist state; with women stuck in the home, no trade unions and no democracy. Wherever they’re active racist an anti disabled attacks increase dramatically, they’re a danger to all our communities and we must stop them now.

We need you on the streets to show them they are not welcome, and that if they decide to march anywhere they may be smashed politically.

The BNP are a Nazi minority who got less votes this EU election than the last. They must be stopped.

Assemble 11am Sat 13 June Woodhouse Moor, Hyde Park, Leeds

Lets identify BNP cancerous cells before they grow, and use resonable persuasion to identify and stop their aspirations?

Lets fight Backism now and help the Left move forward to the Front?

Support Leftfront! Put Love, Peace and Understanding before Hate and Delusion!

Still no reply from Police, the threats yesterday, now published in a sound file on www.votealanprocter.com were traumatic, I am jumpy, have hyperarousal, the shits, pains in left arms in the cardiac risk zone, forgot tablets yesterday,

Today things took a turn for the worse, on the way back from shopping the garden brewery waste owner shouted a string of obscenities, and I did not get a recording of it because the bin wagon was passing at the time, he was in another garden that he does not own, sitting on the grass.

When I got home I remembered I had forgot to collect prescription from doctor, so I had to go back past where  ”garden owner” was lurking last time. I walked up opposite side of street, spoke to a woman who was delivering “About Leeds” magazine, the man ran out of his hiding place in the garden started shouting and pointing his finger to his head, very stressful, he stood in the road blocking my way and I made off down a diversionary route. The doctors had spelled my name wrong, procter with an o, just like corrie garry. I had that corrected.

I returned home and I was again subjected to abuse, “garden owner” was shouting something about having two witnesses, making rude gestures.

The situation is making me feel ill and with hindsight I thing my life was in danger yesterday, either because of the threats, or because the stress could have triggered a heart attack, forgetting to take my tablets, and collecting replacements from chemists. I thought about dialling 999 police yesterday, but the only thing that stopped me doing it was that I feared that police attendance would have caused my stress levels to reach fatal levels.

Scared to death of telephoning 999? The next time these bastards wind me up to catastrophic levels, I will dial 999, admit myself to hospital and under medical supervision, attempt to get the police to take a  written statement from me about the abuse that has been going on for years.

More dog vomit, felt strange myself this morning, with all the stress I forgot to take my heart medication yesterday.

The dog vomit problem has been going on for some time now, and I may have discovered the cause? The dog had sicked up some familiar material, and a white sticky mix with green peas. I used to brew my own beer, it looked like hops in the puke.

When I went out this morning, I made sure there was nobody there up street in the garden to carry out the threats. I looked in and there, was nobody there, then as quick as a flash a mouse ran across the garden. The flower beds are mulched with what looks like hops, light brown in colour. I have seen rats and mice and birds eating it. Now a dog has eaten some and honked it up!

I went shopping, had the usual verbal abuse and head tapping, just more stress, but now I can announce the results of my research.

Some of the garden  borders appear to be covered in a substance known as brewery waste, it is good for gardens but can readily attracts rats and mice if left on the surface, birds eat it too, but there are other problems. Its great having internet!

It is highly toxic to dogs, everything fits, it only takes an ounce of dried hops to kill a dog, so until this stuff can be proved safe, it might be wise to keep dogs in?

The stuff gets delivered in an unmarked van in early spring, there is clearly a problem with spreading unknown material on a garden but the owner needs to be informed of the possibility of the muck attracting vermin and making dogs vomit.

There is a condition known as “Hops Induced Malignant Hypothermia” were dogs literally are cooked to death by brewery waste. They get heavy panting and a high temperature!

What is the stuff in the garden? Does anyone know? Is the vomiting dog ok? Watch this space! Have other neighbours discovered oral dog mess in there gardens?

BNP leader had eggs thrown at him today, I have also heard locally that BNP worriers have had noxious substance smeared on their door. I think politicians of all parties are at an all time low. I have found more dog vomit, sticky, white with peas?

Its difficult to be in politics without people knowing where you live, all the yorkshire BNP candidates have their full names and address on the internet, and the 2008 people who supported their candidates as proposer and seconder were identified on the leeds council website untill quite recently. Because of recent anger people who support nazi style politics may be danger of retaliation, from an increasingley organized opposition.

I don’t have any personal ill feeling to any BNP members or suppporters I have met, I dont agree with their politics, but I dont agree with the labour party either.

Locally I could name 6 people who have done more community work than most and are far right supporters, that I have worked with on a number of projects. I even had a girlfriend who was once married to a National Front leader, is that where the problems started?

I still wear her ring and she was “disappeared” into a former Mental Hospital! The NF man lies in Lawnswood cemetery?

A potato was thrown at my house today by someone in a nearby garden. It missed and hit next doors fence and smashed into 4 pieces, when I heard the bang, I was typing a reply by e mail to the police regarding ongoing problems and was able to report the matter within minutes of it happening.

A few minutes later the fence owner had come out and was talking to the suspect, it must have been seen on CCTV. A gardener shouted abuse at me and came down the footpath towards me. I went straight in and within seconds he was banging on my door. It was about the tins of fruit that I have referred to as being from the Tinshill Poltergeist.

He said that he was reporting them to the police. In fact, they have already been reported to the cops. Its simply a case of someone trying over and over again to get me in trouble for the same thing, its a but stressful.

I sent the police a sound recording of my ordeal, also posted it on www.votealanprocter.com I can say for certain that the person responsible has not publicly shown he is a BNP supporter, but he has in the past, like today justified his action by expressing hate regarding mental health issues,

I f you listen to the recording, bearing mind I had a heart attack less than a year ago, would you believe he meant it when he threatened me? I have notice on my door that clearly says I dont take callers.

He also opened one of the tins of fruit and emptied it outside my door, in a position where I could slip on it. I am taking a lot of blood thinning medication and I am standing up to these bully boy tactics. Will the Police help me?

This man is clearly potentially violent and if he can behave like this towards a pensioner like myself over tins of fruit, what is he capable of? Well, I an going to see about my dose of counselling on thursday, so maybe it will be possible to work out a solution.

Thereis one remaing can of fruit on a wall and I have asked the police if it is unwanted, I can take it and donate it to Holt Park over 60’s who collect unwanted food for raffle prizes? I know that if I remove it without permission it would be theft?

This Nazi style statement injured me nearly as much as the day my brother came home wearing a swastika on his shoulder.

Some years before we was bullied by a boy who was the son of a German woman, brought back by a brave British soldier, to be his wife.

In some kind of protest I never understood, my father awarded his war medals to the bully,after an incident. Maybe I should get details of his awards, because they are family history, and like the disgusting BNP, my father was proud to be a patriot.

My father ashes are probably glowing again up at lawnswood following the election of a Faschist to represent Yorkshire people in Europe.

I had early night yesterday, hoping to hear good news this morning, but something came into my garden, vomited, perhaps a dog, then later missiles were thrown again. This time I got it all on digital, going to post it soon? Hope I get better sleep tonight?

The rats are still missing, and there is good news about the pidgeons, they have been evicted from Ralph Thoresby, all that remains is gallons of bird mess and bacteria, near the sprinkler tank.

The BNP result was particularly high in south Yorkshire, has a change in farming methods exposed the population to the same microbes that mayhave caused the rise of the nazis in 1930’s Germany?

The BNP send frequent mails to who they coinsider to be supporters, I have found them quite entertaining, the odd message that I get from Lib Dems and Labour never seem to make sense, the quiet tories silently get votes from people who don’t have to think to make money.

Time to make another action plan?

Well an hour before election result, looks like BNP have conceded defeat and are blaming it on the media?

New Scientist magazine published the latest toxoplasmosis threads this week. It is a human form of computer virus that is supposed to target rats, are we are a victim of friendly fire? what does it do? it makes us love cats.

This nasty parasite can only have sex in a cats tummy, so its evolved into  real tiny monster, the cat shits it out, things eat it, it goes to their brain and makes them easy prey or accident victims, the cats eat the remains, and the bug reproduces again. Its disgusting!

So disgusting in fact, that few people believe it! This bug infects any animal including people, we all know people who like cats in an irrational way and Tox could be responsible? 

Leeds University may have discovered how it does this. The food bug gets into our brains and interferes with something called dopamine, its like biological electricity.

Too much we get schizophrenia, too little we get Parkinsons, and if a bit of both its suspected autism.

Like most nasty microbes, our genes help us fight it, and latest research shows that Tox can be particularly nasty for people with Rhesus Negative Blood.

Research has proved that the infection, slows reaction times in rhesus negative people, and causes them to crash their cars six times more often. This worldwide disaster appears to kill up to a million people a year on the roads.

There are indications that rhesus negative mothers with Tox, give birth to children who have twice the risk of mental disorder, so more research is needed and the precautionary principle used to justify the removal of Tox from our food chain.

I have asked questions about this infection at the Advisory Committee for the Microbiological Safety of Food (ACMSF) . They have set up an ad hoc group to look at new evidence.

The problem as I see it is that this organism has the ability to control human behaviour, make us love cats and have road accidents. It is suspected of causing mental disorder.

I believe there is a strong possibility that it is capable of affecting the decision making abilities of the people who are supposed to be protecting consumers from it, and have asked the ACMSF if they could screen decision makers for toxoplasmosis.

Also, it looks like toxoplasmosis infection, through its selective targeting of various brain parts by manipulating dopamine levels, might have an effect on the voting tendancies of the electorate, and this could encourage certain political parties to ignore the threat.

Lets get Toxoplasmosis out of food now, stop rats loving cats,  keep cats away from road accident sites, watch this space!

If you must eat pork , or rare meat, kiss cats and handle their muck, be aware of the danger signs, and if worried or you develop an irrational urge to vote for the BNP, please consult your doctor and ask if you can be tested for Rhesus Negative and Tox?

I just had to get out last night, its started to make me physically ill, got pains. Got 69 bus to the Cupboard club, got wine, £4.95 a glass. 9pm no band, they cancelled, so when the ground started shaking, I asked bar woman what it was. They had a private function downstairs, a bit later someone at the bar said I would be welcome to go and see the bands. It was some kind of college project, one, a Jacksons tribute, great, all decked out in 1980’s headgear and brilliant. Micheal was a lady! I was hoping that they would sing BEN, the name of his pet rat and one of our councillors, rats only live a year, I went home before the emotional songs.

This morning reality returned, the brown bin people awoke me and I saw a lively baby rat on my drive  CCTV. I went out, followed and filmed it, proceeded to the bird table where the exterminated ratty family got their daily bread. I got photos of it, the feral pidgeons, the starlings, nuisance animals that can spread disease.

The pidgeons live above the School tank, messing on Ralph Thoresby Grounds, they also feed on daily offerings at Holt Park from charity workers. Might see my MP about it tomorrow, might be a big queue because of the scandal? Elections!

After the voting, the BNP have announced that they have been got at by the media, and are very upset about what they say is unfair, decided that its time to launch my 2010 election campaign, need to update all the web sites and get involved in community decisions, like what we do about the rats and nuisance birds, and the people that leave food lying about when most of the human race is starving, except the MP’s who the BNP say are rolling in money in the Westminster pig farm?

www.votealanprocter.com Sorry, lost password, will be updated soon, why not wait for the sound file download “brickthreat” ?

This is a sound recording, that I hope to publish with video soon? Also, video of rat infestation, and what the man did with his dog?

The good news is that the cat owners seem to be keeping their pets away from the poisoned rats, not seen a cat today, I was thinking of writing to the dodgy food shop, warning them to take cats off the menu, but a good dose of warfarin can prolong human life in controlled circumstances?

Obviously extermination of living things is always wrong, if as a group we are considered to be socially unacceptable, this is because our perception of life is an out of body experience, relating to our immortal past.

Think I need a dose of counselling? Meanwhile the Co-operative says “Go Growing Crazy” I say “Go Growing Nuts” I will write to them to settle differences before they start advertising dandelions on TV again?

A neighbour put some poison out for the rats last night, 2 dead ones were found in separate gardens and 2 dying ones crawled about my bluebell patch. What a horrible way to go, why did they pick my flower bed, no bread here.

The baby, half sized rat was having convusions and shakes, and its probable parent could get around, in a confused way, later this one vanished.

In mid afternoon I looked to see if it was time to bury it yet, I noticed a ginger cat had half eaten it. Cat quicky picked up baby rat and ran off, over the fence.

This cat is obviously in danger of death, but about an hour later it was back, waiting for another meal of poison.

I got some good photos, including a shot of a hopeful bluebottle on baby rat’s back.

My Liberal Democrat Councillor Sue Bentley reported the infestation yesterday, and I got an e-mail that stated “If rodenticidal treatment is necessary at any particular address, please be assured that it will be undertaken in a safe, professional and discreet manner”. The reply was from the council pest control services manager.

I think the total number of rats seen, living or dead is about 7. Of these 3 were youngsters, so with an average litter size of 9, there are probably another 6 at large.

I am glad I did not put poison out and contacted the council, I did not know it caused the animals such a long and agonising death, or that they were likely to be eaten by cats, and in the last half hour, magpies,

When will the WNW action team arrive, will the cat survive?  If anyone knows where the ginger cat lives, maybe the owner could be informed, there might be a chance to get it to a vet in time?

Think I might go vote and have half an hour in  the pub? Its not been nice here today. More new Rat pics on www.votealanprocter.com

It was nice to get out last night after a day of police activity, thoughts and threats? See rats and jammie dodgers on www.votealanprocter.com now.

BNP here is your pig video,  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLTMdWTD1sg pigs say “hope not hate”. I say “outlaw the BNP now”

When I got home more biological remains had been thrown into my garden, but it was the hottest day so far and there is a clear link between ASB and heat.

This morning I noticed that a packet of Jammie Dodger biscuits had been placed on my green bin overnight, and tins of fruit were seen on surrounding walls. This suggests further Tinshill Poltergeist activity, maybe the police ghostbuster division can solve it before it gets out of hand? There have been lot of knocks and thumps, suggestive of a mischievous spirit, and milk cartons have been appearing in inaccessible places again?

Obviously I am a suspect,  but I have a very restricted diet, I call it “Proctarian” I have never bought any Jammy Dodgers, or tinned fruit for years, they are far too dangerous, due to imaginary adulteration and medical advice?

The basis of my Proctarian diet is quite simple, zero tolerance of food that makes me feel ill.

Its a straightforward avoidance of food that appears to cause rectal inflammation, maybe I should discuss it with a Proctologist? On analysis, during my recent Grey Panther course at Leeds University, I concluded that my ideal diet is one that is low in fecal contamination, and that it is comparable with an updated version of diets recommended in the biblical texts, specifically Leviticus 12.

Basically it is a low shit diet, that avoids components like coprophagic pork and rabbits, shellfish. My extended version of the biblical diet, excludes dairy products that have not been boiled, or any fruit and vegetables that cannot be peeled, or that contain hazadous citrus chemical or visible blood.

The Food Standards Agency have heard my representations about my diet on many occassions and today I am proud to announce that they have published a code of practice on the use of farm manure, that includes some of my suggestions, as a stakeholder. http://www.food.gov.uk/news/newsarchive/2009/jun/manures

Anyone reading this should be aware that my Proctarian diet has never been approved by medical professionals and if anyone wishes to stop eating feces and associated bacteria, they should ask their doctor if this is safe in their case? 

Was the invasion of Poland caused by eating coprophagic pigs, why have the BNP started to dislike pigs and policemen?

Lets fight for British Bowels, zero tolerence of shit in food and letterboxes , back doors, support Zhitz International!

The Co-operative movement was founded by individuals that fought adulteraton of food with horse manure and sawdust! Will they continue the fight for shit free food, and apply the new regulations for managing manure for safety? Watch this space?

If you must eat pork, cook it properly? Pigs say “hope not hate”

Our local policeman came around today with a copy of my www.votealanprocter.com pages. The problem seems to be the link between me tearing up a BNP leaflet and the person who saw me doing it destroying my clematis, and me posting pictures of him doing it on my website.

I have said that I will remove the political content after the thursday election, and if the persons concerned have any problems with this, they can complain to my ISP? I think its generally agreed that people can chop branches off trees etc, but leaning over a fence and waving a hedge trimmer about, destroying everything within reach, is going too far, and I am hopeful that the police can stop this happening again?

There have been a few other problems, I had stopped using slug pellets because of protests by animal rights activists, and ejecting snails fom my property, this has caused further complaints to police, regarding “flying” snails. Although we did not discuss this in any depth, it appears that a thrush has been collecting snails of the path to eat and has dropped a couple.

I also raised the Rat infestation with the PC, since I cleared my garden of cats, I have inadvertantly created a “safe house” for rats and mice. These pests are feeding off bird tables and feeders neighbours amuse themselves with. The PC asked if I had seen them and I do. He suggested poison, but its been bad enough with the Animal Rights people and the slug pellets.

There is quite a large rat population, I have even seen them on CCTV, they leave a trail of droppings in the road as they criss cross between the bird feeder gardens and my garden, with its cat repulsion devices.

When the Police left I sat quietly in my garden and got photographs of 3 rats. They are quite well fed so, I don’t mind leaving my kitchen door open when they are around.

This may be quite a shock to some neighbours, who might be totally unaware of the rats, I have even seen them walking on house roofs with large pieces of bread! This was last winter, they are usually nocturnal but I even got a photo today!

I have researched the issue of rat nuisance on internet, the Council might be able to help by advising the bird feeding people, I will write to our local councillor and see if this is possible?

Meanwhile I will post my first rat photograph on www.votealanprocter.com and hope neighbours reading this can stop throwing, bread out and filling bird feeders in the summer months, bird obesity is a problem here, if the pidgeons get any fatter they could damage aircraft? 

It was a nice sunny day, just like today, I set off to my job at the co-op and unexpectedly found myself in a crime scene,

I saw the body of what looked like my daughter, who appeared to have been subjected to a frenzied knife attack.

One of my neighbours had killed his partner, and it was traumatic. When I got to work, I was shaken, at that time I was a Co-op Director, I was told if I had been a worker I would have been entitled to a counselling service as it was clearly a critical incident.

The Chief Executive said he would have to ask the Board of Directors before I could be given any help. I decided against it because I felt embarrassed.

Traumatic stress is unpleasant, I phoned the Samaritans, they were helpful and good to talk to, they suggested I get in touch with Victim Support, someone came to my house and were very supportive. As I seemed to be getting worse, they referred me to the Leeds Crisis Counselling, I think they got me through the worst of it.

I was referred to the Leeds Traumatic Stress Unit by them, I was fully assessed and diagnosed. They decided that I should have CBT, to help get myself adjusted to what could be a lifelong problem.

All the people concerned treated me in a professional and caring way, but disaster struck when a letter sent to me by “Leeds Mental Health” went to a neighbours house by mistake because the NHS put the wrong number on it.

Obviously I had been a victim of crime, had all the help and support I needed, but when some neighbours discovered I was being helped by scary psychologists, they decided to socially exclude me and make life even more difficult. They still shout things like “Loony” “Mental” “Forgot Medication” “You Need Treatment” etc etc.

Since the Murder there have been more traumatic events, my house has been subject to a series of attacks by political neighbours, and following my complaint against the police for failing to cover the dead body, or stop me walking past it,  I feel they treat me like a criminal, and turn a “blind eye” to hate crime against me!

Last July a further assault on me caused my stress levels to get to such a pitch that I became physically ill, and shortly after the anniversary of the killing, I had a near fatal heart attack.

Here comes the good news, following the help from the professionals after the murder, I had a better attendance record at work than any of my colleagues. I was eventually made redundant, but now have a new job at the Co-operative, and like before, they seem to be unable to help, I have a message from Workingminds, who are suggesting a meeting to discuss problems with my new job, and an action plan that includes a dose of “counselling”. Will it work better than Sainsburys sulphite free wine?

It is good to get help from the right people but the left people should help too, maybe the fronts and backs could be more sympathetic and stop blaming everything on the ups and downs?

Hope Not Hate, Help Not Abuse, Thought Not Mind?

Well the Euro Poll takes place next thursday, there has been a further attack on my property by BNP supporters,

On tuesday, various missiles were thrown in my garden, some of which were large enough to cause physical injury. My blog has been out of action for about a week, and due to the political nature of  a nuisance, I have posted pictures of the perpetrators on my www.votealanprocter.com website.

There is a sound file of me being threatened with a brick on the page, but it takes a while to download. The brick was eventually thrown at me through my back door but it’s history now.

I am hoping that things will calm down soon,  last year I went down to the Town Hall and  made a list of all the BNP supporters who signed their  Weetwood candidate nomination form.

If political attacks continue, the idea is to publish the names and addresses of BNP suspects on votealanprocter.com , they all live within 10 minutes walk from my house and some of them are also on the leaked BNP membership list.

There is a growing consensus that the BNP are totally unacceptable and I feel that it is important that their supporters should be treated the same way as anyone else if they break the law.

“At The Co-operative we want our democracy to be representative of the members and communities we serve.

We are especially keen to encourage a balance of women and men and more younger people, people with disabilities and those from ethnic minority backgrounds to join our elected bodies”

I discovered this statement on agenda item 8a at a recent Co-operative meeting, under my code of conduct as a Co-op Elected Member I am unable to disclose the statistics of ethnicity, youth,  gender and BME (Black minority ethnic) contained in the report. I have not seen anything about disabled yet,

I am would like to see a report on the number of disabled people, elected, together with myself, and perhaps a support network could be introduced so we could collectively discuss issues, like accessiblity to meeting venues and disability denial?

Action -write and ask?

If no solution can be found, my draft proposal is to supplement my 7 NHS daily tablets with a self medication of Sainsbury’s sulphite free wine, 6 units to get to Wakefield and 6 back, for my next Co-operative meeting in June. This will increase my blood pressure to normal levels, reduce stress reactions and make the event quite an occasion, after all it will be my son’s wedding day!

Obviously I will have to seek my doctors advice on this situation, as to what the consequences might be, and advise the Co-op accordingly?

Following my revelation on botulism in honey, the latest warning for babies and toddlers is to avoid drinking rice milk, these products are often used as milk substitutes for those intolerent of real milk,

The government warning was issued by the Food Standards Agency yesterday (21 May), will it get any publicity?

I don’t think this has hit the press yet, maybe next week, lets keep our kids arsenic free, and get real milk cleaned up so more people can drink it without becoming ill?

Update- Story picked up by Daily Mail,  2 hours ago, will there be Co-operative action? 2217 22 May,

Further news: Zhitz International has been informed today that the 4 June Meeting of the ACMSF (Advisory Comittee on the Microbiological Safety of Food) has been cancelled. Politicians are having some problems with MI (Military Intelligence) at present.

The next meeting of the ACMSF is to take place on 24 September, I will be there?

Yesterday evening meant to go to the North Co-op annual meeting . Unfortuntely the assault on my garden and the fact that the Co-operative refuse to accept me as disabled took its toll, the final straw was the cricket match at headingley that meant that my travel to Leeds would be unacceptably prolonged.

The meeting was broadcast online and I was able to ask three questions from my home computer. They answered one, regarding my concerns that the Co-operative had started to exclude customers from toilets, but they failed to announce my name.

Many people laughed when my question was read out, they would not laugh if they had bowel disease and were not allowed to use a co-operative toilet.

I asked two other questions, about their attitude to disabled people and another matter.

It was a very good meeting and a lot of questions remain unanswered, I did some research on my social exclusion by the Co-operative because of my disability.

I filled in an Elected Members details form on 23 February. It asked if I had a disability, my special reqirements, assistance and special dietary requirements.

I replied that I was disabled, it was difficult to explain, I had problems with travel, getting the right food and access to toilets, when I need to go. I informed them that I only eat 5% of known food.

The Co-operative have completely ignored my disability needs apart from one occasion, where they agreed an extra night at a hotel to recover from travelling. It was good to have the on line meeting, but its nearly 3 months and they now say they don’t believe I am disabled without a doctors note, and have arranged the next meeting at an inaccessible venue, when there are alternatives.

I have claimed expenses for travelling since I started the job in March, but non of these have been paid yet? Why?

I am going to see my support worker regarding the possibiliy of putting in a formal complaint about the Co-operative attitude to my problems, that I hope will be solved soon, otherwise I will have to give up my attempts at returning to work and claim benefits instead?

My next Co-op area meeting is 24 June, same day as my son’s wedding at Extinct Volcano. Can I get to either of them due to disability reasons? so action plan as follows.

The Co-op refuse to believe I am disabled without a doctor note, will Co-op travel insurance believe I am not without a doctor note? A bit of a catch 22, answer- a mystery shop? I will report back!

Answer I was told that my disability would be assumed to last 3 years and I would be unable to claim if it became acute again! 

Plan B, buy co-op wine and celebrate, it will have to be sulphite free,  due to possible aggravation of asthma, and I need a 125 ml measure to make sure I drink enough?

Cooperative wine lists additives, so perhaps their expert, Mr Bastard, might help recommend the best sulphite free wine, to celebrate my sons wedding, if I manage to get Co-op travel insurance cover to get to Wakefield or the Volcano, on 24 June?

I phoned the helpline and they dont have a list of sulphite free wine or know if the Co-operative supplies optics to measure it with! Need to go to shop and look at bottles?

Update-Sainsburys beat the Co-operative to be first big provider of wine with no added sulphites in 2007- Sainsburys Cabernet Organic Range from Stellar Winery, will I find a co-operative, fairtrade equivalent wine in my local Co-op?

Finally if I drink the Co-op  Mr Bastard recomended wine, will it disqualify me from making a claim on my insurance?

Answer-Yes if I am under the influence of it and something happens!

It was a great insult, after a traumatic day I quite enjoyed the Co-op Meeting.

I have been trying to explain to them that certain meeting venues were inaccessible, they have reacted by ignoring me and booking the next two meetings in Wakefield.

The normal way to prove care and mobility needs is to show a DLA award letter, but this appears to be unacceptable to the Co-op, I will attempt to get confirmation.

In a defensive tac tic, I have been informed that they will only take notice if I had a doctors note, I find this quite silly, doctors dont do sick notes, the DWP do the asessment, I was awake till about 3am last night, very concerned about how I have been treated, and if Co-operative customers I represent  have to produce a doctor note before they use an access ramp etc?

The main problem seems to be in the Co-operative rules, that do state that meeting venues should be suitable in respect of disability access and other considerations.

So, will I get a doctors note? How much will it cost? Will they take notice of it? Meanwhile the attack on my property yesterday has affected me, and I think its time to start publishing the facts of the ongoing situation on here?

Most stressful day since my door was smashed in by BNP supporters on 5/9/2007, a lot of ectopic heartbeats, pain in wrist, left jaw on intermittent basis,

Went to LMU autism meeting, ROOM D204, a great presentation, I pointed out that people who were a little bit autistic in leeds had no diagnosis service.

Left early, went to Co-operative Area Committee, one of the prolon gers at the meeting said he had seen my blog, so I am unable to report matters on here because it is confidential,  have I have been shopped?

However, its clear that there are committee responsibilities, and employee responsibilities,  will I be the first elected member to be disappeared by the Co-operative? Will I resign?

No, will put all the facts on my blog tomorrow, just the basics. Stuff the BNP and their labour party mates!

My alarm went off early today, I have to work. At 8am there was a loud noise, I looked out to find people had climbed a ladder up their 2 metre fence and were hanging over it  in turns waving a power tool about.

They were destroying my clematis, they took out the section that had started to block their camera view of my back door, when they had finished, they went further down, and vandalised my hedge. I asked them if they would stop and they said no,

“call the police if you like” what is the point?  They started chopping my plant up yesterday with clippers and no police came.

They have exterminated about 3 metres of my precious plant today, that would, if left alone, block the view of my house and garden with their stalking cameras. It has nice fragrent flowers, if left alone.

There must be some law against alarming me in this way? I felt ill afterwards, had palpitations, they know I have a heart condition. If they don’t like me growing plants to block the camera view why can’t they move the camera.

I have fixed part of the clematis back up, but it looks like its had it.

Because I was up early today, I was able to take some photographs of this woman reaching down in my garden, holding the power saw with one arm, damaging my property, confident in the knowlege that the police will not take action against BNP supporters who behave in this way!

Awaiting developments, expecting more political attacks on my property in the run up to the election, watch this space!

Well RIP ex father in Law, never did meet him, his funeral today. He died peacefully on 7 May, the day before I was reading some of my fathers wartime history and put some comments on my blog. A strange co-incidence.

My father volunteered in 1939 to fight the nazis, and today they are back, dressed up as british supporters.

My first ever BNP insult to my letter box was swiftly torn up and recycled, in full view of the cameraman and his totalitarian stalking machines.

His wife leaned over their “Berlin wall” style fence, and chopped my clematis up, so the CCTV could see me better, also, their ally, accosted me in the street, accusing me of gawping in his window, and ranted on about me trying to get the postman into trouble about his rubber bands.

They were BNP rubber bands today, our brave postmen are compelled to deliver far right leaflets because the BNP cowards have few supporters.

They are getting free postage to circulate this drivel, for election purposes. The Communication Union have tried to stop this Nazi outrage, but have failed.

If this leaflet causes tension like it has here, delivered free with labour government money its about time it was stopped, and keep our postmen out of it.

We need people to stop Nazional Socialism in its tracks, before they clone Hitler, or bring him back as a “Walking With Mass Murderers” simulation!

In an eccentric twist, a local green campaigner has accused me of enviro mental pollution because I put some snail pellets out. Obviously I made a rapid responce, and will now treat snails as trepassers. As a landowner I am able to use “Reasonable Force” to remove unlawful action by snails.

Yesterday, I collected lots of them up and ejected them from my property, back on to the public highway from where they came. This has lots of community benefits, the snails have been eating leaves left over from hedge trimming, and  number of them were seen to be eaten by a baby hedgehog, on my garden camera,

I have always been interested in wildlife, I joined the Junior Naturalists Association (JNA) when I was 6. Might look it up on internet later?

Following concerns about the hedgehog, I collected some worms up from my compost patch later on sunday, put them in a foil container, went out and fed the animal. It gobbled them straight away, then ran off into the bushes.

There was a sudden braying on the window next door that scared me, then cameraman, who must have been watching this on CCTV came out shouting abuse and rants, I went in straight away, and various things were thrown in my garden, including a plastic sweet with an american flag like logo on it?

The weather has been so wet, so if I have to obey green policies about biblical types plagues of snails, I will continue to use reasonable force, and eject them from my property, and hope baby hedgehog, stays nocturnal, and survives the tyres of the cars that regularly mount the pavement here, and does not choke on the postmen rubber bands?

Botulism is a dangerous condition that can spread to humans from food and cause sudden death. The Government has done a lot to clean up food, one risk, that of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS), has reduced dramatically following this work. Is this a coincidence, and could other countries follow the UK lead?

I got a letter regarding my representations on the Sheep and Goats policy, that I commented on. The problem began some years ago when it became trendy for farmers to feed their animals with chicken litter.

The litter is made up of straw, urine, faeces and is very cheap and healthy, and if farm stock fail to eat it, it becomes a good fertiliser.

The problem is that the litter often contains parts of dead birds, that rot and become infected with botulism, this readily produces a “biological warfare” standard toxin that can kill an entire herd of animals overnight!

The secondary effect, the consumption of the dead animals, by people is a worry because any infection can “Food Chain” spread to vulnerable people, particularly babies, where it can overcome the immature immune system and kill.

There are various types of botulinum toxin many of which are harmless,  there is a report that some might think is a bit of a whitewash, but the government have banned the spread of chicken litter on grazing land and the latest advice regarding sheep and goats has been issued.

The FSA are keeping a close watch on this and I will look up SIDS statistics, in case the new policy causes a change?

22 May update, bought some honey today, it has a health warning on it that it should not be given to babies under 12 months, the reason for this is that it can contin botulism spores perhaps the health warning should read “This product may cause Botulism” ?

After recent efforts to impregnate our field with sand stripes, the ground now seems to be drying out, despite torrential thunderstorms. Last week Ralph Thoresby school used it for the first time this year, for a rounders contest, that the students seemed to enjoy. Things are looking up.

The burning tree incidents, appear to be caused by yoblets who wear hoodies and play with matches, the fire brigade were called, but it looks like the youths were scared off, and the tree owner wanted rid of it anyway, so a form of community service.

The police don’t seem to have been involved, but it can be a disaster for youths to be criminalised when they are trying to grow up, and their recreation ground is under continual refurbishment under some master plan by “Uncorrupt Politicians”.

As a former councillor, who many people believe, I still am, there is genuine ill feeling. As a councillor, I had the lowest allowances paid to a Leeds Labour member in four years, but they seemed to think I was letting the side down. When I left the party and stood for election as an independent candidate, people were unaware of the gravy train, but it is an issue.

I did send enquire about being a Liberal Democrat candidate, but they sent me a form saying that if got elected and was paid allowances, I had to pay them a percentage, so being unwilling to claim extra expenses to support a political party, and putting people first, I am waiting for the rule to be changed before volunteering!

Well its all happening here, eurovision, people flying like drops, trees on fire and 3 of my children finding out they had a grandad, but only after he died?

A number of trees near my home have apparantly burst into flames, was it a lightning strike, arson or a carelessly discarded cigarette?

People seem to be worried about leaves blowing about? Will the police investigate the Tinshill blazing trees incidents, and maybe confirm the DNA on fag ends lying about? Watch this space?

 Absolutely brilliant, discovered that a postural condition, in common with relatives, diagnosed by a thing called WII, is genuine, it involves rotation of both my feet clockwise by about 15 degrees, its a good project to be involved in because it is a new definition of  a disability that nobody has made millions out of yet. My theory is its caused by vestibular dysfunction, as opposed to medical apathy?

The Angryman, who seems to think my former connections as a politician deserve verbal abuse, has had his hedge trimmed today, it involved a contractor blocking the footpath by parking on it, dropping lots of hazardous spiky holly leaves around, ladders on pavement and excessive sound from chainsaws, the operator of which failed to wear ear protectors.

It was a good job well done, but if I had done that there would have been complaints to all those people who hate me, and anyone else who contradicts the establishment just because it was there. If Hazel, was in Angryman shoes, and claimed expenses for it, it would create waves of allegations of tree trimming without justification, bleairs and cabbage bagging.

A local man got irate today when I was cutting my hedge, I avoided him 3 times by going back into my house, eventually he came down and complained that I had put a picture of his water but and hose pipe on the internet, I have not!

He said he was complaining to Yorkshire Water because there were no restrictions on water. He could please himself how much he used in his garden.

I pointed out that I had taken a photo of the water but because it overflowed,  for hours one day, and when this happened before I got the blame for short circuiting electrics in a nearby garage with my hose pipe. I certainly have not published the photo, it proves my innocence!

The photo is on my computer, and there are fears that this has been copied by hackers, to stir up trouble. Well it has strirred up trouble, could this explain why he keeps throwing things in my garden and watching every move I make?

Looks like rain for a few days, so will be updating anti spyware controls, I just checked and I have a system that records the ip adress of bandits, so if its you, I will know where you are soon? Hackers Beware!

Fourteen years is a long time to be stalked, British Gassers came today, meter change, they come every year, shake their head and its a cowboy tom job, they go away, will he get a new card? Will my meter blow up? No toss given? They will be back next year?

Done some research on litter, its covered by EPA section 87(1).  “If any person throws down, drops or otherwise deposits in, into, or from any place or “Leaves” anything watsoever in such circumstances as to cause or contribute, or tend to lead to the defacement of litter of any place, shall be guilty of an offence.

Obviously the Nazis, are watching my pockets, with high resolution infra red CCTV cameras, so I do a stop and search on myself before I go out, to make sure I have no pens or rubber bands on my person.  This prevents the risk of BNP allegations I have dropped one, as littering?

The next strategy, inspired by british gassers, is to avoid leaving my home around the same time each day. British Gass, come at any time between 8am and 8pm, so they cannot be responsible for missed appointments, but its a good way to avoid the stalkers. Future policy is to throw a dice to decide what time to go for walkies!

Regarding the rubber bands, of postmen and politicians, these are lost useful items, and cannot be described as litter, nor can anything else that is capable of recycling?

The obvious solution is to change the penalty system for litter to one of rewards. If there is a general presumption that people should help their community by picking up recyclable valuable so called litter, why not reward us for it?

How about “On the spot Rewards” of £20 paid by Council Enforcement Officers who observe responsible citizens picking up litter?

If this could be done, I am sure, the problem would be cured swiftly. Will write a letter to paper about this! I have picked up more litter this week than the average pillock drops in a month, its a hazard of living on windy Tinshill?

Maybe it was the bad press my politician colleagues got on TV. When I went out shopping this morning, at least 3 people were hiding behind bushes, tinted windows, and were filming me with stalking cameras.

As  I walked out, the BNP man accused me of dropping a rubber band and his mate, the guy who removed his union flag, called me a looney. This is obviously hate crime, because its harassment, I am vulnerable,

When I got back from shopping, they were waiting, I went out and did some sweeping, and picked up litter including, fag ends, bottle tops, ring pulls and rescued some rubber bands and pens for recycling.

Whilst I was doing a community clean up BNP man came out and said that he had been  video taping everything, and the police had been informed.

Its a pity that I cannot go to the shops in a country my dad fought for, without being got at by the BNP nazi principles that were stamped out by patriots during and after the war.

Its a good job Hitlers Germany did not have CCTV, they would have fixed machine guns in them for extermination.

I believe that my human rights are being violated by stalkers persistantly CCTV monitoring me in the street/garden and reporting my movements to the police, possibly in exchange for the cops turning a blind eye to their persecution, because the establishment don’t like my campaigning?

I might need a dose of Counselling after all the abuse today? Maybe I could get help from Workingminds?

I need an Action Plan, we need to free our community from hate, intolerance, and policemen who give their BNP narks the right to stalk in exchange for political control?

Its been very windy, a lot of things have blown in my garden, and blown out again, to the delight of neighbours, who have been recording it on their stalking cameras. They have been making comments about it today, and for their amusement, they told me they had informed the police!

According to my New Scientist magazine, it is now possible to identify neurotypical fetus problems, and presumably this will allow prospective parents to decide if they really want a Gordin Brown, an Adalph Hitler, or a Peter Suscliffe, type baby?

I have always been opposed to selection by survival of the fittest, as this opposes the principle of neurodiversity,

Post natal abortion, often dressed up as sacrifice, prescription drug reactions , or accidents, is murder.

Pre natal abortion, is simply a survival strategy, between two factions, one of which may become dominant?

Save our Genes! Neurodiversity is us?

I know you are watching, marsbar, but it is good to see that the Kaleidoscope forum is meeting at the LMU on 20 May, and it would be nice to see you there?

People Inaction Beware?

Thats the words of my father written on “Letter No 2″  from his second world war commander in chief, Field Marshall Montgomery dated 12 June 1945.

I found it during a spring clean!

“Members of the British Forces in Germany will be allowed to speak to, and play with little children, this will come into force at once.”

Well, those patriots who fought in the war, like my dad, were told what to do,  who they could talk to, but if our recent war heroes, come home and fraternize with little children, will they be forgiven?

No, they may be arrested, on suspicion of suspicion,  searched, and if members of political parties, suspected of being politicians, and voters?

“We cannot let-up on this policy”  21 Army Group?

Well, who knows?, a general erection will clear the aire and the wharfe, and ripen the nuts and bring out the stalky parts in all of us? Pig flue will be cured before it is invented, and bacon will be cured, using the chemicals that gardeners are banned from using as fertilisers, on rhubarb and slugs,

Heart patients will be put in the stocks if they eat too much salt or eat liquorice, and senior labour politicians culled if they do gurning?

Lets get the daft Labour Government to General Election, before they clone Thatcher?

Its that time of year, its legal to grow trees and plants and block the view of the spy cams, I have arranged my bins so that the little one they drive around on a radio model car, cannot see down my drive.

The first act of retaliation took place today when a clematis tip was chopped off, but there are hundreds waiting to take its place and the sunflowers are germinating in the correct site.

Giant Hogweed are the ideal plant for blocking the view of nusance cameras, they have anti vandal sap, grow 20 feet high and are very attractive, in addition to stinging trespassers and blisterering them, the alien plants kill snails, provide shade, and the seeds are good for adding that special twang to curry.

It was on Radio 7 tonight, a pivotal episode of “Journey into Space” I last heard when I was 7 years old in 1954. A man thought he had a dog on a lead, but everyone else saw it as a beatle, and it made noises, when  squeaky amplified very like the uk dung beetle.

Delusions, make the world go around, and I have now decided, that because I have not come out in rashers, or started to sneeze “AcchOink” I am fit to go to the Million Aire Club. Latest symptom is conjunctivitis, turning shut eye to it?

It was good to watch the baby mammoth show on NG. It was good to hear that these animals, like pigs, habitually consumed their parents faeces, and I wondered if this might have caused their extinctionation, look it up, coprophagia, its not about eating cops or pigs, its about eating shit, and captain leviticus in the bible frowned upon it.

Where did dung beatles go? Did V catch my flu? Will pig meat be banned? How will Journey Into Space end?

Well I missed Greg yesterday because of the flu. This morning one of his team delivered his fourth annual report locally, when I told him I had the flu he flew. I am quite impressed how people are scared of pig flu threat, and Greg Mulholland MP, “Our Local Choice, Our Local Champion” has properly advised his workers.

Greg Mulholland is working and campaigning in the community, and like most of us, he probably cannot remember the last time he forgot anything?

I am still waiting for a copy of a letter his office has supposed to have sent regarding the future of former co-operative land rights in tinshill, and an answer to the crohns crisis, it is good he is supporting so many causes, including suicide.

Maybe there might be a Liberal Democrat meeting soon to discuss local issues? Politicians should not be shy, be on facebook but they always must be accountable to party members, as opposed to being a personal policy factory, that might have to close if the local labour and conservative ideas get recognised?

It was good for S to phone, she has got the rehab man coming around next week, she reckons I have “Man Flu”, so I stayed in today, mainly because I got the aches and pains now, temperature is still up.

This means I missed Greg Mulholland MP. It looks like I probably caught the “Man Flu” at the Nack meeting at the Infirmary last saturday, it started suddenly 3 days later in the Million Aire Club with a headache, but it took till wednesday for me to take it serious.

It was a daft thing to do really, I was warned by my GP I needed a flu jab but I declined it, I walked from the Bigwood Hall in the LGI, walked past all the old wards they put the nuisance patients in,  the ones that keep coming back because of lifestyle, a big mistake?

Its a strange sort of flu, never had a mild one before, I was in contact with quite a few people at the club on tuesday, V shared my taxi, but she had the jab, women get it younger! V is phoning me next tuesday, did she catch it, watch this space?

She had a date with J on thursday in the packed pub. Obviously if V gets the flu from me it could suggest that it could be Mexican.

The rowdy people round the back are having a party tonight, there have been lots of dog barks and drunken rantings, someone sneezed very hard and they all started chanting “Ah Choo Swine Flu Up You” next thing, someone set an alarm off and, there were some goodbyes, got a good digital recording of the nuisance?

In an incredible spin off from mega flu, the BBC had a show on tonight that showed how crap they are? There was an outbreak of Typhoid in 1964 in Aberdeen, caused by corned beef?

So why dont we get typhoid outbreaks now in 2009? We do, but its name has been changed to salmonella typhinurium, so we dont have to worry because typhoid has been eliminated, possibly to prevent food scares?

I obviously have mild flu, had sore throat, gone. Temperature, 100. Aches, no sneezing or cough. Might go and see MP Greg in the morning, according to internet advice, I don’t need to stay in, just take some hankys out.

I hope the bug is not transmitted to the house of commons via Greg, VIP’s get another batch of treatment they do not mention on the telly, its called gamma globulin, so it is expensive, but will it cure something that my genes are coping with?

How many other diseases have been cured by changing their names from something scary like typhoid to something we cannot pronounce?

Will Crohns disease be described as “an atypical immune response, genetically mediated, to mycobacterium avium subspecies paratuberculosis, followed by an immunodeficiency of the innate system, resulting in opportunistic infections from micro-organisms normally present in food, due to modern farming techniques?”

I hope Greg Mulholland gets some answers, and finds a way to stop the dandelions?

Well it’s the run up to the  Euro election now, a month, I was followed this morning and the person behind called me an “Ex Councillor Litter Lout” right, its political, I am going to get some anti-bnp posters from the TSSA  or Lib Dems, and if the police cannot stop these antics, a recording of the abuse will be posted on the internet?

Its been quiet for a few days, but blossom has been falling off trees and  according to the far right it is litter! Its been enough to give me an headache!

It started in the Million Aire club the other night, a sudden thick head, I told some woman I had a Kin, she said a Kin what? I said a ‘kin headache.

After getting a bit of  a sore throat, eventually took temperature, its high, but according to NHS direct, not a fever, so as I have not been to mexico, not coughing or sneezing, I am allowed to go shopping, and get my emergency supplies in.

We have to get flu “Buddies” who will come around and keep us supplied with hankys etc? In my opinion its all a big con by the drug factories to get extra funding for the next batch of vaccine. 

In the scientific community its well recognised that the next pandemic might be an infectious mental illness, similar to the one that caused the last two world wars, probably spread by pigs. Feed the pigs Tamiflu now!

The plague is upon us, dandelions by the million, are waiting to be eaten. They make people sneeze, if you touch them you wet the bed (Enuresis?) stain your hands if you try to weed them!

Dandelions are intelligent, they close their flowers when it rains, or if its dark, but here at Tinshill, they respond to the radiation tower. Dandelions behave in mysterious ways, like growing up to six heads, and not growing over the new sewer from Ralph Thoresby School?

The dandelion field is fenced off, millions them are waiting to launch their Bob Dylan Co-operative seeds on our gardens, but do we want them? we need cheap food not dandelions, its ok having values and principles, but do we have to starve?

At Tinshill, the dandelions point towards the radiation tower at certain times, and open their flowers when it is dark. But where are the bees? Totally disorientated,

Some clever pillock has been putting bee royal jelly into womens make up, so even if they can find an open dandelion, if that is not enough,  jellied bee nicotine products are being used on seeds, so why not do something about it?

Lets ban royal jelly products, get dandelions to open at bee times, and keep nicotine out of sunflowers? Save the bees, and keep dandelion seeds out of our gardens?

Can Leeds council appoint a dandelion manager, responsibilities for allergy and bodily malfunctions caused , whilst maximising insect pollination efforts, especially on the land overlooked by the new Ralph Thoresby School?

Lots of machines arrived yesterday, the fenced pitches have a drainage improving machine working, the four other pitches are being seeded, and the remaining earth is being churned up.  I have heard that this is to be a BMX track, but councillors cannot confirm this. The whole thing is a mess and it will take years for it to be finished.

Thundery showers today, a special interest, unfortuntely when I go out to observe them, I am being stalked by cameras and I trigger their motion detector.

The owner shouted through his window tonight “Oh look idiots out”. There has been some improvement this year after I got a weather station and snow detector, this stopped a lot of my visits outside.

Obviously I need to get a storm detector. To detect CCTV pests, you can try some unusual tricks, like carrying things out, then hiding them in your pocket before returning. I did this tonight with a can of Stella.

The cameraman went out looking for it after I came in, re-arranged his wheelie bin quite noisily, and threw an elastic band in front of my drive.

Thundery showers are not expected after midnight, or for the rest of the week, but the cameras are still rolling, what will they see next? A Rat?

There is a serious rat run through my garden, see them in daylight now, its the bird food that keeps them running, how will I stop them, my garden is a cat free zone, they like that but these rats are big, if I were a cat I would keep away,

 I dont know why people feed the rats, maybe they dont know about the infestation, I looked at some poison in ASDA today, it made me think of BEN!

In a shock revelation, it seems that the General Erection planned for 4 June, on same day as Euro,might have been aborted due to the Pig Flu conspiracy.

At the Nack meeting on saturday, I heard that there was a different response to acute and chronic illness, so if politicians have a choice between stopping pig flu in its tracks, and eradicating avian TB, the conventional ones go for saving the pigs, as opposed to saving the human species?

On Saturday morning, I saw a big rat in my garden, big enough to get through any cat flap, and capable of living off bird tables,

Its the wrong time of year to have a flu pandemic, us scientific people know that airbourne virus are killed by ultraviolet radiation, so we will have to wait till October, by which time  some enterprising drug company, might have overcome natural protection with a new vaccine?

Meanwhile, keep on eating pigs, because they cannot spread virus when dead, or baconised?  Personally I do not eat pigs, or any other animal that eats faeces?

It was a difficult decision Saturday morning, should I go or should I stay? Getting to the Co-operative Area Committee conference in York proved impossible, in the absence of an expected bowel movement, and the prospect of travelling on a train via the packed Harrogate Flower Festival, with its one toilet full of flowers, I changed my plan.

The Nack meeting was very good, in the Bigwood Lecture Theatre in the Leeds Infirmary. It was a support group for Leeds people with Colitis and Crohns Disease, an annual meeting where the charity elected its trustees and presented financial results, that were astounding,

Before the boring part of the meeting, where all the admin was done, a brilliant presentation was made on the theme “No Health Without Mental Health” was made by David Pro and Debbie, who made quite an impression on powerpoint, and hopefully it is going on the local Nack website?

It was good to meet new people, who had been recently diagnosed, and was particularly impressed by a woman who described her carer as “A little bit Autistic”

At the end of the meeting, that was eventually chaired by prizewinning Krystina, that I was concerned that Nack had failed to inform its members about progress in management of Cow Diseases, that caused much animal suffering yet were preventable.

Also, that there is evidence that if people do not eat shit, it might be good for their health, but obviously they had to consult their doctor to see if a shit free diet might be beneficial?

My final input was that information on the internet showed that Nack related hospital admissions were doubling every six years, and this could not go on forever,

Current situation is the 4 sports pitches on Tinshill Recreation, supposed to be used by Ralph Thoresby School, are “Out of Bounds”

Today is decision day, when a pivotal government body, that allows supermarkets to build on sports pitches, might give their labour blessing to desecrate our dandelion patch in front of Holt Park library.

The good new is that following my representations to Councillor Barry Anderson, he has got the council to mow the vegetation, twice, and it looks good, thanks Barry.

The rest of ”Dandelion Patch” would in my opinion make, if mowed,would make a Holt Park version of Woodhouse Moor,

The decision today, if approved, will mean that the fenced off land in front of Ralph Thoresby School, is no longer a protected playing pitch,

If not, there is no reason to keep it fenced off, so it seems reasonable to have a campaign for it to be returned to public use, as a park, smoking area for teachers, and a nagging facility for old farts, barbeque people, and maybe an outside library reading zone?

Maybe further specialised litter points could be installed, for cats, condom users, postmen rubber bands, school absence forms and fag ends?

The pointless issue of bus tickets to pass holders, metro magazine, and other free items like ASDA receipts, should be investigated,

Meanwhile the Wise Owl pub is being demolished, and dogs are barking louder here because someone has had a baby, and the animals are jealous, what will they do?

Kids and dogs need exercise, save our spaces and give the council bosses the run around?

According to Nick Guffin “today is supposed to be a day on which the native people of England can celebrate their identity without fear of persecution by politically correct liberal leftists”

Despite being a person who has been targeted by the BNP, he writes to me as a “Fellow Patriot” According to their chairman “Britain is warped, and even St George has come under attack from out political masters.”

“The legend of St George and the Dragon was brought to Europe by returning Crusaders. According to that story, a dragon made its nest at the water source of a city”

Is Mr Griffin talking about Puff? the magic one, no he is going on about one that ate sheep,  and when they ran out, the dragon wanted people. The dragon, being an old dinasour was slain because there is no evidence of their existence by the creationists, and St George, becoming a hero, rescued a princess and they all lived happily ever after after converting to christianity.

Do christians and the BNP believe that dragons and dinosours existed?

Do they believe in the extermination of reptilian creatures, and did Alfred the great beat the vikings?

According to Nick Griffin “Treason might be acceptable now, but in the free, liberated Britain of the future, treason will be punished in the manner of the old days of our forbears THROUGH TRAITORS GATE AND INTO THE TOWER!“

Looks like they are going to labour on for another year? On the way to the important meeting tonight, there was a comment about the beer glass on the wall, collectors item, someone said, worth £20 on Ebay,

Meanwhile back in the inbox, Nick Clegg says labour have run out of ideas and have a pick n mix budget, like the one that failed worthwools,

A shocking Labour deficit of £Enormous, needs to be looked at in a responsible way, and avoid painful higher taxis.

The country needs some thing better, a Liberal Democrat government , without scabies and a tax system that has everyone paying our fair share, especially labour politicians, and other people who fail to pay their 6.5% to the establishment?

Consernvatives are planning theit swinging cnuts at the very toime that the country is expected satarting gradually to recover, thats piposterd to help the priches  members of society,  that har being hit hardest by themselves?

Reduce Income tax now by £700, bring back the stocks and free national Double Diamond for all and whatever the state can afford to give away, lets print lots of stamps for people to collect and put a use by date on all bank notes. 

This will reduce crime by stopping people putting money under the bed, lest it become worthless, and treated with fire depressants, would prevent the lenders from burning bank notes to keep warm!

Look after the government please, Save R Souls?

What would I do if I were Budget Man? If I wanted labour out quick, so someone else gets the blame, give lots of money away, make it look good with a few green poilicies, then have a snap election.

Maybe free DD, the glass is still on the wall, I suddenly realised I had absolute pitch tonight, problem is I do not know the names of the notes, I took an on line test and scored zero,

Maybe its the sun that is is out  of tune, its the weakest its been for 50 years, cannons were fired in York today, never heard a thing?

Well I am a member, and got a form to be a candidate, if accepted and elected, I would be told what to do and pay a significant kickbackhander to the party of a secret 6.5% The main point in voting Lib Dem is that we pledge to cut income tax bills of £700 for people on low and middle incomes!

Nick Clegg  wants to make the tax system fairer, and radically overhaul it, maybe politicians should pay an extra 6.5% in tax to support campaigning activities? Raise the personal allowance to £10,000 by closing tax loopholes.

Libdems are the only mainstream party to oppose the war and some zionist action. Provide effective and genuine green tax proposals, electoral reform and 90 day detention without trial.

Proportional representation, amnesty for illegals, and opposition to ID cards, closing the tax loopholes enjoyed by big business, and making 4 million of the lowest paid people not paying tax at all ? Including many earning just the minimum wage?

So there is a point in the Liberal Democrats, the party that tried to expel me for their own mistakes, they promise to cut my income tax by £700.

It is all part of a radical and progressive package that will form a key part of the pre-manifesto document that will come to our party conference in autumn. This policy marks us out as the only party in british politics dedicated to changing our tax system to make it fairer?

But why do Liberal Democrat Councillors have to pay 6.5% of their allowances to the party, and does this discourage minorities from standing for election, Or some people from voting for us?

I never heard a thing last night, had a good sleep after using the new strimmer.

Went out shopping, noticed glass with DD on it on water man’s wall. Came back and he seemed to be waiting for me, diverted myself walked an alternative route.

I looked up the DD glass on Ebay, its a collectors item, so when all was quiet I went and took its photo, its still there at 20:05 Monday? Why,

On my way back from my investigations, I got a photo of a pen, a red postman band and the “Flood”,

I was quite suprised to hear the sound of gushing water, on a lovely spring day! It appears that water man may have run a hose pipe into his water butt, turned on the tap and forgotten about it, it has caused a flood, that has overflowed into the next garden, and might have spoiled the new painting on their fence they did this morning?

It is switched off now but the DD glass is still on the wall, I am worried that someone might throw this glass and break it, it is a collectors item, and there is an identical one on EBAY, its part of an old type beer receptacle for “Double Diamond” who had a slogan “It works wonders” unfortunately it was abolished and I had forgotten all about it till today.

Must have been a good marketing campaign for it to stick in my memory for 30 years, maybe it could be used again in politics?

 ”Liberal Democrats Work Wonder,  so throw Tory asunder, and  push Labour under, by voting our way!”

Are pens, rubber bands, false teeth and other lost items classed as litter? Its obviously a point of law, but if lost items are litter, maybe the Labour Government could cash in on this.

On the 96 Bus there is a free paper called Metro, but a notice says that if you pick one up and read it you have to take it home, or get done for leaving litter on the bus. This is daft, free papers cause more litter than Mcdognalds, or plastic bags!

I looked up the above headline dictionary definition of litter, but if extended to lost property it could be a goldmine for the council, imagine if anyone claiming a lost item at the cop shop, bus or train, had to pay a fixed penalty notice of £80 to get their Bus Pass back, and if they did not pay it were fined £2000 or jail?

Its totally daft, and why my house gets pelted by amateur enforcement officers because they are pissed, is beyond me?

Its been quiet today, but around 1940 there was the sound of ghetto blasting, car horns. I went out to have a look a I see a private hire car no 10219 ?, the bottle thrower got in it and the driver looked at me and said “you did’nt not get many votes in the election” ! But I won!

I got the impression that he was being rude and the sort of driver that, if I were a member of the council licensing committee,  as I once was would report without any hesitation for a review?

I dont know who was driving 10219,  even if I got the number right,but if somebody does,  and it was him, maybe someone could have a quiet word?

Maybe our Liberal Democrat MP could get the definition of “Litter” clarified, I will ask him if he can do this next time I see him around, but as its expected a General Election will be called in the next fortnight, time is tight?

I went to bed around 1030 last night, I was awoken by further hits on my house, I looked out a bit later and saw some youths running about, but it made it hard to get off to sleep. More nightmares about me climbing up a cliff,

I went shopping this morning and saw the debris from last nights attack, more water bottles thrown, scattered pens and rubber bands, a condom and a hole in my screening fence.

When I got back from shopping, I went out on my usual saturday routine of picking up litter, when the man accosted me. He blamed it all on me, rubber bands, but when I asked him if he threw anything in my garden last night he admitted it.

He got home from his friday night out and pelted my home with bottles, because he believes I put them on his wall. The bottles smashed, and this attracted another neighbour to come out, who chucked an even bigger bottle in.

Well having slept through some of this, I was tired this morning and this man is spreading a rumour that I dropped a pen on a bus, also I have been blaming rubber bands on postmen, when they are innocent?

I did lose a pen on the bus and a carer from TACT helped me pick it up, it fell through a hole in my bag.

As I was talking to the agitator, 3 more neighbours came out but only one had a go, he picked up an elastic band and said it was not there earlier. He then said that if anyone complained about his daughter parking her car on the pavement and blocking drives, he would report it to PC Chew.

In the afternoon a further bottle (2 Litres) was thrown in my garden by a fourth neighbour, when I put it back in its proper position, she ran off with it and said that it was hers!

I now have a digital time stamped recording of the outrage, but there is no point of reporting these events to the police, who have made it  clear that if 5 neighbours gang up on one and bully them, they believe that the act of recording it means that I should have known it was going to happen, and I should have avoided the situation.

A sort of a catch 22 situation really, so I will await developments?  

I have lots of recordings, audio and video and as the cops are not interested, maybe you could help me post them on the internet, a kind of name and shame?

If you can help with this project, please contact me on turds@zhitz.com or tony.blair1@ntlworld.com  

Well they think its fun I think its harrassment, now the sun has come out its driving them nuts, two years ago the most bizarre attack on my house happened in the run up to my famous Cat Procter election campaign,

In early March 2007, I found an injured frog in the road, rescued it by placing it in an oxo tin, eventually its leg recovered, but the spy cameras were watching.

Due to persistent surveillance with cheap cameras, neighbours thought it was a dog turd, and being like they are started a dog turd smear campaign,

When I launched my Cat Procter campaign, dog mess was thrown at my door, on many occasions, and I was able to record the event, as part of my election audio diary.

I only tried to save a frog, but the tale I was collecting dog muck and putting it in peoples gardens spread throughout tinshill, and the rational solution it was being deposited by dogs was never considered?

A Police officer with an appropriate name B’Stead was involved, and despite me complaining to the so called independent complaints department about his activities, he was the only policeman West Yorkshire Police could find to investigate the throwing of dog mess at my house, missiles, bricks and rubber bands?

I still have the dog turds in my shed, and a cd of the attacks and the police response?

When will West Yorkshire Police Co-operate with our local community and protect people from Hate Crime?

Early to bed last night, 930. Was having pleasant dreams then phone went at 2215, waited a bit, did 1471, caller witheld.

Stressed me out a bit and turned ringer off but had difficulties getting to sleep. It might have been a nightmare, but I remember having a pain in the centre of my chest I never had before, but was it real?

I awoke again again about an hour later to the sound of somone running around my garden, sounded like yoblets, shouting how are you Mr Procter,

The next one about 33o am, sounded like a heavy weight falling, and I was awake till about 5 am, no pains,

Today the postman brought a huge parcel from the Cooperative, we have a meeting next week, It is good to have a part time job, but will it last with the smear campaign, so a contingency plan has been drawn up with advice from my support worker?

Another 2 Liter bottle of water was missing today, and an angry old man insulted me on the bus by saying “Wherever we go we see him, he should stay home” I later saw him gathering up litter of the pavement and throwing it into the road.

Downloaded Disability Discrimination Act. I am protected as an Office Holder? I just need to tell Cooperatives, that I can get to meetings in Leeds, but at present, due to a disability cannot get to Wakefield, and ask them to reasonably adjust?

They say if I fail to attend meetings in Wakefield, under certain circumstances, I might be deemed to have resigned? I never applied for work in Wakefield,

Why should I, Wakefield had a crap ambulance service, as evidenced by the failure of them to get my late colleague Derek Fatchett MP, to hospital in a reasonable time when he had a heart attack?

They were out in force today, surveyors, what are they doing, how will the three medical practices and three Pharmacies be reorganised, and will it fit in with the proposed Well Being Centre at Holt Park?

I have a choice of 3 doctors and 3 chemists within 10 minutes walk! The first stage was to shut down the Wise Owl Pub, deprived of customers when the council depot was closed, and moved on to recreation sites throughout Leeds.

Surveyors were out in force today, and contractors are investigating cabling at the Tinshill Lane junction.

My Tinshill Lane Surgery is to move a mile to the old Wise Owl site! Is there a master plan? Will we NHS subjects be consulted, and will the healthy competition between the chemists and doctors be maintained, obviously, patients want a doctor they know, but these changes might mean an unpersonal service, so its time to start asking questons now, like can we transfer to a doctors closest to home?

Is there a plan to destroy the Holt Park pool, and will the radiation tower be alowed to expand?

I was hoping to join the possible gathering of  up to 8000 people with a metal disorder outside the Civic Hall tonight, but my pharmacist insisted I should see my doctor, should I wish to continue vinegar therapy.

I have been buying too many non-prescription medicines,  this concerned the chemist, only ear and nose cures, but doctor has agreed to prescribe them in future.

He checked my blood pressure, and both sitting and standing was 120/80 which is what anyone would want theirs to be. There was an amazing improvement my blood pressure to normal, this coincided with a new batch of tablets called generic drugs.

I have done some research, and lots of people notice that generic drugs are less effective, the reason for this is fairly straightforward, they are often weaker.

They are made with different manufacturing tolerences, and can be 25% weaker than branded alternatives, this is not the only problem, tablets deteriorate with  time and as a rule of thumb, ir seems quite likely that your latest fix from the chemist could be 50% less than what the doctor ordered.

This could be a good campaigning issue, for someone who wants their blood pressure to go down, but I might review the other medications I am on, to see if the generic version is beneficial instead of resorting eating lots of salty bovril, liquorice etc, to get me pumped up to normal all day, not just at the doctors? 

Its a cholesterol test in a couple of weeks, do I need a stress test too? Will that throw a spaniard in the works!

Following recent frivolities, speculation, easter has proved to be peaceful, with only 6 litres of water taken from my property, and 4 missiles thrown at it.

Euro Election day 4 June, is also declared General Erection Day by local loonies, and candidates are being sought in case Godron Brown, declares a General Election on the same day?

This seems quite likely, because the Unlabour Party, want to delegate the running of Britain to someone they are sure looks worse than them, and urgency might be on the agenda?

The General Erection forum, if anyone wants to go, particularly welcomes people with a metal disorder, and hope to meet outside Leeds Civic Hall at 645 pm on tuesday 14 April, when mercurial decisions will be taken?

I have had a truce with the Liberal Democrat party, and they have sent me an application form to be on their approved list of  local election candidates, but is there liqurice in the works ? (increases blood pressure to normal)

The over riding problem at the moment is the outstanding copy letters from Greg Mulholland MP regarding land at Holt Park, and constipation over the publication over the uk diarrhoea statistics?

Thanks to John RIP, who “In his own write” Came on with his conception of a “general erection”

The only solution is to have a General Election on 4 June!

Well lets have a new religion and get done for blaspheny? Just watched a few christian broadcasts, saw a pope stagger, if he did that here before driving his car, maybe justice might be done and his DNA extracted?

Main thing about easter seems to be Jesus being bumped off for being a fake, and him being resurrected, helped by his dad, and hiding into the woodwork, being framed by carpenters?

I believe the god delusion people are wrong, but in one way history proves them right, some thousand years ago, human conciousness suddenly appeared without evolution, overnight, according to scientific evidence?

Did god create it, according to Saint Williams, he must have done, but did he create everthing else? The battle between creationalists and intelligent designers needs a compromise solution.

What really happened in my opinion, is that a human version of a computer virus lets call it “Christians R Us” suddenly spread through the human race starting with adam, and is still infecting people today, obviously it has evolved, but without it humans have no soul. It can be caught before birth, in which case the brain has to physically adapt, built up slowly over a lifetime, or infects overnight!

Has this happened to you? Has it made you throw a yellow T shirt on my roof?  

Quite unexpectedly, throughout history, people may have been infected with a human version of a computer virus, a better name might be “Religious are Us”,

Maybe it made people worship cats, gave humans the gift of conciousness, and caused the historical competition between darwinists and procterists,

Lets get toxoplasmosis out of the food chain now, give freedom to people who dont like cats, and give choice to those in various stages of infection, for their rights to be represented by people of their choice,

A good speech for Easter Day, but it reads like the last supper where passive alcohol problems might have been a solution.

Maybe there should just be one religion, that has rules that makes eveyone happy without shortening lives, that concedes that it is possible for conciousness to survive without human life,

But not without a business plan? Or an action plan? Or a blaspheny plan?

I discovered a new community watchdog in the paper today. It is called “The North West Hate Crime Scrutiny Panel”

It usually meets in Weetwood Police Station, but recently met in a Mosque.

This is of great interest to me, as someone who has experienced hate crime, but for years the police have never taken a statement, or looked at video and audio evidence. There has been some improvement this year, but this maybe due to my blog as opposed to official action.

The Hate Crime Scrutiny article included a hate crime contact team number on 0113 241 4901. I have approached my MP Greg Mulholland about my experience of Hate Crime and despite this nobody has been to see me yet.

Its good that the police seem to be making an effort but it seems on the face of it to be relationships with Muslim Associations that are driving it along.

Meanwhile I have received some anti-muslim e-mails from the BNP, who in some quarters appear to have police support due to historical problems,

Maybe the new watchdog want some volunteers, I will be in touch with them if they open after the christian holidays?

Well I do forgive my neighbours, for being political opponents, however, they are still stalking. How can I deal with this, obviously #1 is to block their view.

I got a manual from interplay that shows how to grow “Big Strange And Nasty Plants” number one is a giant sunflower, these are being deployed to block cameras now, next giant pumpkin, these plants will trip and fell any political activists who run about in my garden. 

 Sunhills, these plants capture and digest hapless insects called the tinshill narks, that are attacted by certain metals such as copper?

Last of all Giant Alien, that have the ability to sting trespassers, I am planting a wall of Hogweeds to prevent water thefts, in any areas as defined by a risk assesment, are outside the remit of Neighbourhood Watch,

Well better go out and buy some eatster eggs, water the plants and forgive my trespassers?

I had a good hour at Working Minds, need to make an Action Plan, its all part of cardiac rehabilitation, when I stood up, I thought I was ok but postural hypotension kicked in, and it made it difficult to find my way out of the building. I found myself in a room full of people and steaming curry. Eventually escaped through fire door.

The Action Plan will have to include pathological reactions to the Rubber Bands, and why people are taking exception against postmen, yet ignoring dropped fag ends, people who park entire cars on the public footpath,  blocking the way, and those who pinch bottles of water out of my garden, possibly to water stolen plants in containers.

The main source of pollution here is airbourne, planes spewing half burned fuel, over fed birds crapping everywhere after being stuffed on bird tables, noise from yappy dogs and revving  car engines, especially those parked by people who are not on the electoral register? 

At least I have a part time job, and a railway pension, but it would be good to be potentially wealthy so maybe my action plan would be entitled “Pathways to the Millions”

Part of the Action Plan is for contingencies such as “What if People Send Further Malicious Allegations Somewhere”, “What if I awake one morning and find I have never been asleep?

Please let me have my water bottle back (Plus Daffodil), my watering cans and lets get those cameras pointing somewhere else?

I was in the Million Aire Club, and heard that local crime is peaking, burglaries reported nearby, and inedible plants have been stolen from gardens.

One house nearby had over £45 of plants pilfered, and maybe this crime is linked with the continued theft of plant watering bottles, from my garden.

In an attempt to save bees, and other wildlife I continue to put out 1.5 litre bottles of tap water, this disorientates cats, who are repelled, and because of the action, predatorial stalking behaviour is prevented.

Cats destroy most small animals, who burrow and form natural spaces where bees and other pollinating insects nest, unfortunately, some people are obsessed with cats, and develop an irrational hatred of those who wish to save wild life from them.

The obsession with cats seems to be the root cause of street political disputes, that may be linked to biological differences.

Photo’s of cats have appeared in nearby houses, lamp posts, and the water they seem to hate is quickly stolen? One car nearby has Miow on its number plate, 

Obviously hydrophobia might be a medical worry so I might have to see a vet about it.

Meanwhile, local cat activists have joined the campaign at KeepBritainTidy, concerned that postman red rubber bands could choke cats to death and if swallowed by birds, could end up inside cats tummies, and elasticate their nuts?

Its a strange feeling, being watched with CCTV cameras, a vague paranoia, and no sympathy from people who think I have no need to worry if I behave.

The good quality one watches me inside taxis, and sees me leaving my home on the public footpath. It is infra red.

The old one, according to its owners, records every thing I say and do when in my private garden. It has an alarm that goes off when I set one foot outside my door. A beeper. The strange thing about the cameras is that they never seem to detect attacks on my house, and the police refuse to accept that they are switched on.

I can detect them because the infra red beam is visible, and also when switched on they radiate EMF in the long wave band.

They are supposed to be connected to a hard drive, that monitors my movements 24 hours a day.

I would like this to stop. It serves no practical purpose and means that people are unable to visit me in my home without worry.

I am hoping that the one that can see in  my back door, will be moved. I am might put some pictures of it on the internet soon, to make public the intrusive effect of these devices, and warn potential visitors of the problem?

A long standing problem of Rubber Band littering is at last being tackled by “Keep Britain Tidy”, the rubber bands that were once attributed locally to the “Tinshill Poltergeist” seem to be coming from postmen, who could be fined £80 for dropping one.

Local police here in tinshill have reported sightings of red rubber bands in gardens and drives, and it seems postmen are under suspicion.

As a person who is concerned about the dropping of rubber items, I am pleased that Keep Britain Tidy, have urged us residents to collect them up and post them to their campaign HQ,

I have put a plastic bin in my hedge and there are over 20 in it now, so if any more are put in there I will post the lot off soon to Tidy Britain.

Another rubber band phenomena, related to them appearing more outside my house and drive than any other place locally, appears to relate to me going out and collecting them,

Someone seems to be making it more difficult for me to pick the rubbers up by cutting them up into about 30 pieces.

According to Reuters, Royal Male is addressing the issue, and Leeds Council could be handing out £80 fixed penalty notices for postmen caught on CCTV, or by enforcement officers hiding inside wheelie bins, for the deposition of red rubber bands on British Soil, against the wishes of true blue nationalist marching band enthusiasts? 

Following the autism awareness day, CNN.com/autism gave out plenty of information about the problem, and the litigators announced that there was no connection between it and vaccine, but what is the connection between survival and autism.

It clearly makes people more dependent on parents, who have to support them for longer. It makes people more dependent on state funding if it is available.

Maybe it is an evolving survival technique? If someone has reduced eye contact whilst having a conversation, in our old hunter/gatherer days, people with autistic tendancies, would notice predators more, and also would be more observant of potential food, whilst neurotypicals (NT) would be busy working out what they thought of each other.

Also another NT trait is the inability to get to places on time, this appears to be due to a conflict in  task sequencing. In an NT world time dependent events, like a doorbell ringing, take precedence over low priority events, like getting somewhere on time?

People with autism never seem to get the NT phobia against healthy living, and always stick to the rules,

The irrational fear of stopping drinking and smoking, consuming deadly bacteria and eating too much food, is all part of the NT problem. They claim to save energy by eating undercooked food, blame all their problems on each other, then say they are the superior faction of the human species,

This cannot be true, there have to be alternative survival techniques, but what are they?

It the run up to the World  Autism Day, we had april fools day, unfortunately some people had a go at my blog and posted and e-mailed regrettable items, the one that injured me most was an allegation that I had a criminal record and that the police have warned me regarding my behaviour to other people.

I do not have any criminal convictions, I have a clean driving licence, no debts whatsoever and I always make a contribution to community efforts if possible.

Perhaps if I was a crook, I would get more help and might even qualify for the new “Benefit Seekers Allowance” ? I prefer to keep on the left side of the law.

I have received no police warning about this blog,  or anything else I try to do. A policeman visited my house recently, and we discussed the persistent stalking, that  continues to make life difficult. 

Its all part of being bullied, but it was interesting to hear the female version of autism on BBC Womens hour, a few weeks ago I met three women who had the experience, but latest research shows that the idea that there are four men to every woman with the condition, is wrong.

Women are better at hiding things and pretending to be normal,

Congratulations to Councillor elect Schofield, my colleague on the Co-op Committee, who was the only candidate to score more votes than the BNP, in a Leeds by election.

There is a tiny support group in Leeds for people with Asperger syndrome and their families. They have a website that was set up on 30 April 2004, they say they have 5 active members, who might register as a charity soon!

On 10 February they were awarded £9300 by “National Lottery A4A”.

According to “Awards for All” they will use it to carry out a music workshop programme in conjunction with other local community groups.

It was a special day today. In December 2007, the United Nations General Assembly declared 2 April as World Autism Awareness Day!

This brought together organisations throughout the world, to give a voice to the millions of people worldwide who are undiagnosed, misunderstood, and looking for help?

I am Alan Procter, a member of the National Autistic Society, who is campaigning for a branch of the charity in Leeds, and I have created this new blog to highlight local problems and seek support from other NAS members, or anyone else who is interested?